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A very popular and well written novel by miracle Stephenie Meyer. A book that some people like to criticize for no apparent reason, and when they try, they come up with nothing that makes sense. Twilight lovers are a very dedicated and passionate group and i would suggest to the group mentioned above to sleep with one eye open...
twihard: i love twilight
stupid person: it sucks because it's a love story
twihard: ARRRRRRRG
stupid person: falls dead to ground
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A book that has probably been written for years, but has recently became popular in the past year or so due to teenagers that are still in high school. The book was made into a movie with actors and actresses that no one has even heard of. Little girls tend to make a big deal about it and talk about it constantly. Its completely overrated and the media talks about it more than enough. Theres about 3 or 4 books and two movies that people are obsessed with.
Omg, Mary Twilight is like the best movie ever. Edward is like so totally hot. OMG.
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When you watch the movie New Moon with six other guys when you can watch another movie instead.
Oh man I could have watched 2012, but instead I pulled a Twilight.
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A wet dream that went on to plague an entire generation.
Twilight is an insult to literature.
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A despicibal peice of shit written by a giant 13 year old tart with no originality, nor creativity. Search your family members/friends home carefully for such a book, if seen dispose of immediatly while wearing goggles, gloves, and a painters suit. If you come in contact with the item itself, developement towards becoming a 13 year old fan girl shall commence. If contact occurs head to your local government agency immediatly for assistance.
Twilight: Just say no. Fuck you works in addition. But why? Just pray your never in this situation:
Stupid tart: Mom! Can i buy some glitter!! I want to be just like edward when hes in the sun, showing the world his hawt marble body!<33334333three33!!!
Despicible parent: Darling, Edward doesn't buy glitter from the store, it come's naturally from the pussy vampire bloodline.
Passerby: Ma'am, can I recommend a surgeon to take a look at your daughters head?
Despicible parent: ..... OH MY GAAAAWD, ARE YOU EDWARD?!?!?!?!!1?!
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The first in a series of books by Stephenie Meyer,it has quite a mixed reaction with millions of teenage girls seemingly obsessed with Bella's love interest Edward Cullen and millions of older more mature people thinking the book is a pile of crap. I'm one of those teenagers who loved the story between Bella and Edward and is it really that bad to hope their is a boy out there who could treat us like that? take the stick out of your ass, no one forced you to read the book!
'twilights amazing'
'no its crap and false'
'oh shut up its my opinion shitprick!'
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