Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.

Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"

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Twin Towers

Two heterosexual men begin scissoring, while this is happening some slut begins to slide not one but both cocks into her ass. Eventually the 'towers' explode and collapse in on themselves. On a side note the woman can face either man she desires.

Guy 1 - Dude pulling the Twin Towers last night was crazy.

Guy 2 - Ya, I like the part where our dicks were touching but its somehow not gay.

Guy 1 - Ya, that is nice.

Guy 2 - Just kidding were at minimum bi now.

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Conjoined twins

Usually pertaining to a couple that is always together..AKA ct

Person 1: there goes Bryan and Mandy they are always together
Person 2: yeah they’re like conjoined twins or something
person 1: They should change their name to Mryan

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Twin-Ting

The act of two friends sharing twins.

Man 1: "My twins boring me, Lets do a Twin-Ting".

Man 2: "Aite, let me just finish her off".

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twin boy

when both twins fancy you and you dont know which one to fuck

caeden is the worst twin boy smelly winkle dinkle

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Twin Spiders

Sparse amount of hair around the nipple

Nothing better than flossing with Twin Spiders

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twin-post

When you click the post button twice, because you are too impatient for the next page to load.

This essentially sends the message through to the database twice, resulting in two posts that are exactly the same. Only works on certain websites, or when your internet is slow as fuck.

User A: Anyone got a PS3?

User B: Yeah

User B: Yeah

User C: lol twin-post fail

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