ur mom is the big gay XD

A less fatal form of "ur mom gay lol". To be used against your friends when they are roasting you to turn the tables of the roast.

Friend: Boi if u don't get your Mayor-of-Whoville lookin ass the fu-
Me: Ur mom is the big gay XD
Friend: *stammering* W-well i-i uhh

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Ur mom Big Gay 3x

Ur mom is very gay.

Austin: Ur mom gay lol.
Justin: Hey Austin, Ur mom Bigg Gay.
Austin: No U
Justin: Ur mom big gay 3x
Austin: What?
Justin: Ur mom gayzilla
*Austin shoots up the school and dies*

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ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

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ur mom ultra big gay

When ur mom big gay is said to you before you can say it

You: "ur mom gay"
Joe: " ur mom big gay"
You *inhales*: "ur mom ultra big gay"

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do ur mom in the ass

where u say a joke about somebody else is mom

hey jim, i did ur mom in the ass the other day

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ur mom gay lol

when you're having an argument with someone who is much more intellectual than you but you just gotta pull out that "ur mom gay lol" line and they get butthurt emotionally

you the cunt : hey that is not a very funy maymay
intellectual being : avoid my existence with that normie shet of yours
you the cunt : ur mom gay lol
and they cry over that

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shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

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