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A piece of shit baking in the sun that will be momentarily run over by the huge 18 wheeler (Reading: COAST GUARD) heading towards it.
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A Moron who needs to realize that whether it be Coast Guard, Navy, Army, Marines or Air Force... these Men and Women are all doing their part to protect and serve. They should all be praised and given the credit they deserve.
(BTW buddy, Coast Guard can't be too lame if they not only protect the Pres. but (for example) the Republicans at the RNC, the Democrats at the DNC and the members of the UN at the UN gathering.)
person # 1: "The Army is the best. If you join the Air Force its because your a pansy that doesn't want to get your hands dirty."
person # 2: "Get off it and Stop acting like The Ultimate PacoTaco."
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After some filthy anal sex, wipe ur dirty cock on her top lip and jizz in her hair.
Smooth down her hair in a Hilter style an the stand to attention, do a Nazi salute an shout "Heil Shilter!"
"Ah man, after I nailed Carneys mum in the ass I gave her the Ultimate Shitler!"
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The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.
The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...
Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.
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a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache
bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before
david thomas. he is very unsexy
Oh my god is that david thomas?
yea hes the ultimate bitch ass
i hate him so much
The act of receiving fellatio in the passenger seat of a moving motorized vehicle from the driver of the vehicle. The motorized vehicle is usually in cruise control and receiver of the fellatio steers the vehicle with their free hand.
Tyrone almost wrecked the car when he was getting ultimate road head from his biatch.
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originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter
ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude
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