whale's vagina

What "San Diego" means in German, according to renowned anchorman Ron Burgundy

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." Ron Burgundy

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spicy vagina

When a dickface guy gets his hands all covered in Nando’s sauce and then later sticks them in a girl :)

YOU GAVE ME SPICY VAGINA OW

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Like a Vagina

Like or possessing qualities of female genitalia and shouting it at the most inappropriate times usually with a follow up high five if truly deserving.

-How would you like your steak?
-Hot and pink on the inside
-You mean like a Vagina?
-Exactly
*high five*

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Vagina Thighs

When looking at a woman from behind and she has her feet together, you can see daylight through inbetween her thighs

Person - 1:"Look at that girl, you can see right through in between her legs".
Person - 2:"Yeah she has serious Vagina Thighs"!

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whales vagina

The German definition for the city name
"San Diego"
Originally coined in the movie
"Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy"

Founded in 1904 the german settlers named it "San Diego"
which, of course, in German means....A Whales Vagina.

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Trouser Vagina

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.

Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.

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working vagina

A woman, who rather than getting a job producing money, produces children, locking her poor husband into unending debt and misery. Normally seen in the wild at shopping malls, starbucks, or driving in her oversized SUV guzzling gas and polluting the environment with more children and an ever expanding carbon footprint.

The working vagina's are out in force on black friday.

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