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The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.
Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.
When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.
April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was
When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex
Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.
Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease
Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms
Yes it does fuckwit
A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.
Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.
Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth
Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch