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A high school in Wendell, North Carolina. Its mostly a black and hispanic school. Very few asians (like 4 in the whole school). It's a very ghetto ass school where you can do just about anything, like SKIPPING! There's like a fight every week. The campus is divided up into 4 main schools. Integrated technology, art, health science, engineering. TIGHT SCHOOL! Has a very small cafeteria.
Eyy yall seen the fight at
East Wake High School !
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To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.
Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
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You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
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Waking up in the morning with a boner.
I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...
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A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
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Is Peepa in your butt!
Can be used when waking up both men and women, sing them a little jingle. "The best part of waking up, is peepa in your butt!"
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Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.
Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!
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