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I was walking by the whorehouse and I saw a hairy meat wallet sandwich.
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Save your money, don't spend it for useless things
Instead of buying shiny new phones or cars, why you don't ever think to keep the Benjamin on the wallet?
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The month of November for gamers. Tons of Triple-A games come out every week of November which causes the gamer's wallet to always be empty. In November 2013, Two new consoles will be released as well as tons of launch titles.
"Hey man! Can you spot me 10 bucks?" "Can't bro I just bought the new Call of Duty, Halo, and Assassin's Creed! Happy Month of the Empty Wallet!"
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An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
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Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.
Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet
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A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.
Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!
A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.
So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!
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