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A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment
Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"
Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
"That guys who is obsessed with networking"
"I'll network you some girls for the party"
"Cheers, network wanker"
a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.
Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.
A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.
These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.
Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.
Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to
That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker