meat watch

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.

Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.

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Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

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Watching Movies

{Verb} It just basically means incest.

(IM) Hey, well, I got to go.. I''' be watching movies with my sister.
(IM response) Really? What is that? Is that like, code word for incest?
(IM) Mmhmm.

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People Watching

when people with no lives or losers who go out to watch people because they nothing better to do.
P.S. This is my sister

Fred: What did you do last night?
Loser:I went people watching.
Fred: What?
Loser: People watching, its when you go and watch random people.
Fred:you need to get a life.

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whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).

Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!

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suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

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binge watched

the act of going into a trance-like state of only eating, breathing, and watching the entirety of a tv show or anime

Dude #1: yo, I just binge watched highschool dxd
Dude #2: how do you live like this...

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