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J Whale

1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly

J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!

by Dispatchrox919(1) June 04, 2009


Man-Whaling

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

by whsjvcheer09 November 14, 2009


pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019


Whale Watcher

Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"

Why whales? It must be the blow hole.

That girl jodi is such a whale watcher!

by SamDePree February 28, 2009


bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 15, 2011


minus whale

mid-2008 forum-speak substitution for 'might as well'

<Me> i'm bored and ready to go <Kash> yasamehere <Me> minus whale then

by doubleu June 18, 2008


whale tail

1. Thong or g string that can be seen riding up the back, god its beautiful.
2. Big Ass Spoiler put on imported cars that do jackshit to there fwd cars.

1. God thats a beauty of a tail.
2. WTF is that on that Crx, Its bigger than the car.

by sloppycory August 12, 2005