What A Dula

When you miss out on events because of projects and submissions
:(

-Hey wanna hang out today?
-I can't, I have this project due soon

-What a dula
- :(

If that's what it takes

do what you gotta do to make your life happen
say whatever you gotta to say to yourself

Example:

tell yourself
"She is ugly as hell"
if that's what it takes to move on

move on.

Say what?

An act of surprise that makes you look stupid as hell.

Get to the damn point, Jacob.

Say what?

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What's brackin

Instead of what's crackin a blood would say what's brackin

Ay yo homie what's brackin

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So What?

A phrase used to describe complete lack of interest in what another person is saying, considered rude or necessary, depending on the conversation.
Alternatively, this can be used as a defensive phrase, see examples, to attempt to save one's self from ridicule.
As a third option, it is also used as a peacemaking, forgiving phrase.

Rude-
Josh: My grandfather passed away this morning.
Jake: So what?

Necessary:
Josh: Oh my god, I think my shoelace is coming undone!!!!111oneone!!!
Jake: ...so what?

Defensive:
Josh: You're an ass, man.
Jake: So what?

Forgiving:
Josh: I'm sorry I called you an ass.
Jake: Forget about it, man. So what?

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what the figo

"what the fuck is going on."
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.

calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."

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what the motherfuck

A phrase uttered when no other forms of expression suffice. Used to describe a situation that is larger than one person, completely out of control and beyond explanation.

What the motherfuck. That situation was FUBAR.

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