Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

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Take it where you shake it

Go away, but not literally to the place where you shake "it".

"Can I bum a smoke?"
"Dude, take it where you shake it"

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Where are you currently located?

The grammatically correct way of saying," Where you at?"

A: "Where are you currently located?
B: "Not on the streets."

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where the hell am i

You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.

But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!

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where there's a willy there's a way

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D

hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D

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Where did you get it

Asking the question where it's from, so you know where to take it back for something else..

"Oh this is a great sweater, my friend is looking for one like this, Where did you get it?"

Giver: "Oh we bought it at _________"

"Thanks, I'll tell her to go there and get one..."

<Mental note: Now, i know where to go and return it!>

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Dude Where's My Car

Best movie fucking ever, with Ashton Kutcher in it.

Dude, have you seen Dude Where's My Car ? I love that movie so much, I watched it six times this weekend.

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