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I don't know, but it makes a squelching sound.
I was trying to say whitney fisk, but all I came up with was whiskey fist.
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The best place you can go after a scratcher decides to scribble on your flesh leaving you with the worst looking tattoo that god has ever witnessed in all of his creations .
What a night Yo !!! I went to my homies tattoo release party at the motel he needed to make some fast cash so I went to support his new career I gave him $20 bucks cuz he just got out of prison and been slanging ink up state for like 9 months now I'm headed to Whiskey City Tattoo to see the cover up king man he F Me Up ..
The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.
Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!
Japanese whiskey Gav got served too much Japanese whiskey by a non Japanese waitress then shines a bright lamp into peoples faces as a spotlight believing he’s a new reporter/interviewer and asks them same questions over and over just enough to give everyone the shits and Gav gets told to go to sleep but Japanese whiskey Gav had a great time.
hey! look over there is that a lamp or Japanese whiskey Gav
Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
When a male/female has had so much to drink that his/her hand and arm are so limp that they can not perform the act of fisting on the receiving female or male;
Similar to whiskey dick but involving the hand and arm.
I had the worst case of whiskey fist last night, I was all lubed up and set to go and just couldn't get it up....(showing a limp hand hitting clenched fist motion)
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Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.
Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.
Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.
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