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Nigga 1: IS OREO SMITH IN COMPETITION WITH YEAT?!?
Nigga 2: WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL OH MY GAWDDD OOOOO YEEEAH
A very pretty girl who always has many insecurities. She has strawberry blonde hair and gorgeous green eyes. She will always be there for you.
"Have you seen Amanda Smith?"
When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up
The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"
1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality
This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
Jasmine Smith a woman who is in a relationship but is worth waiting 10 years for. Extremely beautiful, Intelligent, with a unique sense of humor. Kind and Caring but don’t cross her. Has a New Jersey attitude and will constantly cut you off mid sentence.
A Jasmine Smith is worth waiting for..
A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza
Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.
Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys