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pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 21, 2007


pink wood

Most commonly in the south, shroom-headed in form. Penis.

Girl, dat Pink Wood done got my pussy whipped.

by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017


felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018


Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.

Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017


wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015


Jamie wood

Jamie wood known as “Jay

Jamie wood - omfg is that “Jay” the guy with the shit Merc

by Shit car yo July 3, 2021


Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 6, 2021