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1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality
This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
A very pretty girl who always has many insecurities. She has strawberry blonde hair and gorgeous green eyes. She will always be there for you.
"Have you seen Amanda Smith?"
When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up
The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"
Ehhhhh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh... EHHHHHHH eh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh...
Nigga 1: IS OREO SMITH IN COMPETITION WITH YEAT?!?
Nigga 2: WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL OH MY GAWDDD OOOOO YEEEAH
One of the most absolutely amazing people you'll ever meet, you could be in the worst of moods and she'd still manage to make you smile. The most Stunning, Gorgeous, Smart, Funny, Kind, Caring Girls you'd have the pleasure of knowing, you'd be lucky to know them. They are usually quite short though.
Person 1: Did you hear about millie smith?
Person 2: Yeah i heard shes a great person
When someone is acting like Chris Rock.
Person 1: “Hey, you slept with my wife!”
Person 2: “And? You want a cookie?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2, hard.)
A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza
Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them