butt wipe

person who is an assistant to wipping another person butt

John Kerry is a butt wipe

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Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

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sully wipe

When one sharts in his cargo shorts, then uses a public park bathroom to complete the job, flushes the toilet, then proceeds to wet one-ply public bathroom toilet paper in the recently flushed bowl to clean the clean the aforementioned shart from his soiled boxer shorts. The Sully Wipe is completed by putting the boxer shorts (wet with public toilet water) back on, and exiting the bathroom.

Instead of throwing away his boxer shorts, he executed a legendary sully wipe.

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Wet Wipe

An absolute pussy, usually referring to frigid

Damn that cunt is a soppy wet wipe

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nigga wipe

A person that's a retard and wants to always kill themselves. A nigga wipe is a nigga wipe. It is what it is. Booty

Why are you pushing me like that? You nigga wipe!

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meat wipe

A towel or rag used to clean a man's Penis.
Or Another word for a Useless piece of shit

That kid is a Meat Wipe!

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gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

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