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An ugly old man with grey hair and a long beard. Usually a homeless man or an old git who doesnt know how to keep clean. These type of wizards cannot do magic tricks and dont live in magic castles. These smell old bastards need to be avoided and we should wait till their race eventually dies out.
Kev: ''Haha! seen that homeless man''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''
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A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.
"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.
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A Big Pussy Hole - A woman with a huge muff cus she's been fucked to much! bucket
"that birds fit but i reckon she's got a muff like a wizards sleave"
"look at that slag, i bet she's like screwin a wizards sleave"
"look at that wizards sleave, the dirty buwer"
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(1) Someone who doesn't know jack shit from square one without using the Wikipedia website as their own personal reference guide to the shit that they don't know anything about so as to attempt to flame, degrade, or humiliate others with their smaller than average e-penis.
This person generally falls under the following personalities:
a) flamer
b) child
c) adolescent
d) socially inept with those of the opposite sex.
e) someone who sits around on the internet all day and has nothing better to do with their lives.
f) someone with no purpose in life.
g) someone with no personal goals in life.
...I can't believe he actually thought that going to Wikipedia to copy and paste shit from there was a good way to bash someone else about their religion. Isn't he agnostic anyway? What a wiki wizard.
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Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games.
hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?
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A person from a higher class background, sometimes are under the delusion they are better than normal people also know as muggles. They often are well spoken, talk about their gap yah and count their red brick university background as a standard for other wizards. wizards who don't quite make the cut to the red brick universities or muggles who try to attain a wizard life are known as squibs. THESE ARE FACTS!
That guy is such a wizard he's talking about going to Cambridge and how his cleaner is soooo substandard.
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A person with red hair and freckles. Notable examples include Mick Hucknell, Carrott top and that little creep off Harry Potter.
"Look at the state of that filthy wizard, lets kick his rotten ginger head in"
"That wee fella is well wizard"
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