Velvet Worm

Just to clarify taxonomically a Velvet Worm (Peripatus) is of the phylum Onychophora.

The comman species of Velvet Worm today are indeed grey and sorta furry. Hallucigenia sparsa is an extinct species of onchophoran that was particularily spiney and freaky looking.

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mud worm

Poop molded into a worm

A faggots game, after butt sex, they grab their dicks and sqeeze out mud worms.

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Gummy worms

A. Small, gooey-like candies which resemble Gummy Bears.

B. Ammunition.

A. Gummy bears sure taste good with cream cheese!

B. Fucking Aaron. Stop welting me!

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Tequila Worm

As introduced and defined by Super Jail, the Tequila Worm is a the Spanish Fly's mortal enemy. Even when they are crazy horny, the Spanish Fly knows that the Tequila Worm is a truly filthy, disgusting bitch.

Super Jail's example can be used even in modern life! Who's that nasty bitch down the street who answers the door in NOTHING but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? The Tequila Worm. Who's that skank who would hump someone for bus fare? The Tequila Worm. The filthy, gin-soaked man whore who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? The Tequila Worm.

Fly1: Hey.. Hey man, I need some. Any honeys nearby?

Fly2: No way man.. Only action around here is the Tequila Worm.

Tequila Worm: Hey boys, ride's only a quarter!

Flies: *vomit*

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nigga worm

When you eat any type of food which contains a/or several bones and said bone(s) bites you back.

Whoa, *bites drumstick*
*Drumstick bites back*
Nigga worm, *points at objekt*

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Worm On A String

The master that rules over all other species. They commit arson every 5 seconds. They have a plastic baby and human diet, and they like steeling kneecaps and liver.

person1: all praise the worm on a string, all praise the worm on a string...
person2: SOMEONE HELP! THE WORM ON A STRING SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE!
person3: WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM...!
worm on a string: YES! PRAISE ME! I AM ALL POWER!

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Uncomfortable Worm

A worm that is not very comfortable.

Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.

Mario: I thought you were a human???

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