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When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.
I walked in on them starfish wrestling.
When two boys decided to secretly have a agressive quicky but don't want anyone to know
Jack: "me and Noah had a small wrestling mactch yesterday."
Noah: "yeah I kicked his ass good."
My girlfriend didn’t want to swap friction last night. So I had one hell of a wrist wrestling match
Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies
A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.
guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way
Wrestling is the art of throwing somebody who is trying to throw you.
Guy 1: What even is wrestling??
Guy 2: It’s trying to throw somebody who is trying to throw you.
Something my step brother and step sister do all the time!
I keep hearing my gay neighbors wrestling in the backyard, I should probaly join in