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Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.
That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.
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A maple donut with bacon.
Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
A fun game to play with your buddies. All over the world, and particularly in Mexico, there are young, Canadian tourists hurting for a squirting. How low can you go?
Eric and Terry met some Canadian teenagers at their resort in Puerto Vallarta and then they did the Canadian limbo.
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When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.
Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.
The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.
Similar to a Canadian Lollipop
Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?
Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!
A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".
Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.
Guy 2: I'm so jealous.
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When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.
Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.