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This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.
Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"
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That guy who moves from one woman to the next, droppin' seed in each one. Uses excuses such as "I'm allergic to latex", "But it just feels better", and "Don't worry I'll pull out!"
Fertile women should avoid contact at all costs!
Can you believe that baby makin' fool Rodney? He just knocked up Becky, and he already has kids with Bobbi, Courtney, and Latoya. And he ain't even payin' child support for them anyway!
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The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.
Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!
Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.
Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
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Man girl, that chick is as smokin as Fool's sister
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Someone who acts dense and goes along with anything.
Someone who is gullible
Think of boo boo bear from yogi and booboo
She is trying to sell me a knockoff purse and telling me its real. I'm no boo boo the fool!
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a person devoted to a particular activity
he is a running fool, i.e. he like running
I'm the picture taking fool, i.e. I like picture taking
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