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A RETARD who gets rejected by lots of girls.
He is most likely gay and has no friends so you should probably not come near him if he is angry
The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.
Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.
a dude that try's to hit on all the girls and won't tell people anything. A Sam is normally a ranga and a massssssive dickhead.
oof he's dumb he must be a samUel
A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead
honestly 10/10
When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.
You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff
What Sam is called by a) his extended family b) his enemies c) people he used to know
Samuel has a brilliant mind and excels in knowledge, however he can be somewhat lacking in common sense. Samuel is loyal to fault, but once you've crossed the line, you've crossed it. His vocabulary puts dictionaries to shame. Samuel probably looks better with longer hair. He's also probably a nerd.
Person 1: who's the guy reading philosophy over there?
Person 2: oh, that'd be Samuel
Taking a dump in someone's ear...
"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"