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Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: Itβs Motherβs Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good olβ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -
A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
One of the best friends anyone could ask for! Sheβs literally perfection!
Did you see jolynn Shannon? Sheβs perfect!