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The Coffee that's basically drugs for white people and pretty much the only store that can't just do a simple, small-medium, and large
Did you go to Starbucks again? OMG Becky, you need to stop going there!!!
The gathering place of the basic white girls and VSCO girls
Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
Very good but very pricy coffee.
Something seems missing from my premium Starbucks coffee. Perhaps some pain medication, a girlfriend and a place to call my own...
a place for rich basic white girls to buy expensive drinks and post about it all over Instagram and makes it their whole personality.
Emily: I'm going to go to Starbucks are you coming?
Rebecca: totally
Emily: I'm gonna get the pumpkin spice latte, you know for the autumn vibes
Rebecca: omg totally, make sure you put a cute filter on it when you post it on insta
What you bring to the guy whose pants you are trying to get into.
Her: I’m on my way over, want anything from Starbucks?
Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?
Him: Surprise me.
Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!
Starbucks is the name for the ship between the two Harry Potter characters Sirius Black and James Potter. It is called Starbucks because Sirius is the name of a star, and James is rich af. Many people believe this ship is brotp rather than otp, meaning it’s platonic.
Guy 1: Hey do you ship Starbucks?
Guy 2: yes, but only brotp, I think it’s platonic.
Guy 1: Cool.
1. The official currency of aliens.
2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays
2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.