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wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.

I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!

by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014


Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

by SuperJuice! November 6, 2008


turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009


Turtle butter

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs

After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.

by Washnwink June 7, 2016


Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.

by Big Grinder June 28, 2019


jab the turtle

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 25, 2017


turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

by BigDonSpl February 5, 2010