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chicken hatch

The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.

We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"

chicken hatch

by Hatchman April 25, 2014


chicken phobia

A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.

My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019


chicken slime

The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.

She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019


cop a chicken

to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.

Man 1: why do you have all that money with you in that car
Man 2:im about to go cop a chicken

by Tyler aka sexy June 21, 2009

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Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.

That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

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chicken killer

Liz Lemon full of blood lust firing everyone in sight to get the favor of a boy she likes

Lemon, you've gone chicken killer on me over a boy whose name you don't even know?

by clintiskeen November 26, 2013

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bbq chicken

noun - in basketball, a phrase used to describe a big man whose toughness is considerably less than his size would imply. a big man who does little to deter dunks or shots near the basket.

Pass me the rock; I got bbq chicken guarding me.

Take it to the hole! Bbq chicken can't stop you!

I looked in the paint and saw bbq chicken standing there, so I put the ball on the floor and went to the hoop.

by baller OG March 4, 2009

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