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Diaper booty

When ur booty needs a diaper

Booty diaper diaper booty

by Izzy011 March 2, 2018

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unless he's wearing diapers

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021


Dirty Diaper Cheese

Grated parmesan cheese used to sprinkle on pasta and pizza. It's called "dirty diaper cheese" because of it's stench.

Daddy called it "dirty diaper cheese" because the putrid stench reminded him of dirty diapers.

by The Stinky Cheese Man April 30, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam October 22, 2015


red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.

Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.

by Jeff February 27, 2004

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pull up your diaper

Stop behaving like a baby, be courageous, and get on with what needs to be done.

Pull up your diaper! Whining and cowering and generally behaving like a baby will not solve the problem. You need to do something about it.

by ring-tailed roarer May 22, 2009

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red diaper doper baby

The ACLU (per Michael Savage)

They're a psychotic bunch of red-diaper-doper babies who were suckled on Karl Marx.

by Rick Baxla October 31, 2003

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