mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

fruit-fetcher

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain

Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.

Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

Fruit snack

One of the many foods offered in the holy banquet of heaven

He's in a better place now, he'll get all the fruit snacks he wants

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

Citrus Fruit

Another word for the Female reproductive system

"Oh ewwww i hate citrus fruit"
"we know lachlan..."

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slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.

My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.