tech head

An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.

"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."

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Road head

Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.

Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD

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head monster

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"

Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.

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Bed Head

Hair messed up and untidy after sleep

"Bed head was a popular hair style in the late 90's."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."

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ket head

A person who regularly takes horse tranquilizers (ketamine) and is mental

*Random girl flopping around at a rave'
Person: 'She is such a ket head'

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poopie head

an endearing term to describe your loved one after they did something silly

You did what?! Rohan, you're such a poopie head!!

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Muffin Head

Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..

(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)

Kim is a muffin head.

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