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omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021

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jesus

Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.

Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.

by ali gonzales January 4, 2018

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jesus

a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.

ya'll need jesus!!!!

by kitty kat >:) October 22, 2015

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jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

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jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

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jesus

me

i am jesus

by celeste2113 April 15, 2020

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Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion

Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE

by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

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