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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024


Georgia lamb

A very poopy person who can’t hack the sesh

Georgia lamb was pissed off one bottle of schnapps and a round of now is the time.

by KT23032 June 2, 2021


fam a lamb a ding dong

a greeting towards polish people by people named brandon

oi fam a lamb a ding dong get on ur knees

by FBI-Brandon February 1, 2021


therapy lamb

What a modern-day Mary could have called her small fuzzy ovine pet and thus been allowed to bring it to class with her despite its ordinarily being "against the rule".

I'm all for allowing children to keep cute/cuddly pets as calming/encouraging companions to help them through da day; it's just dat allowing Mary to bring her "therapy lamb" into an elementary-school classroom would cause all kinds of issues, of course, since it would be a huge distraction to all of Mary's fellow students, who would naturally all wanna pet and cuddle da silky woolly lamb all day instead of concentrating on their boring lessons.

by QuacksO May 29, 2021


lamb curry

Originates from the Middle East and refers to a flavoursome meat cooked with spices added by Cancerian women for Libran males.

I would do anything for a Lamb Curry and as a Libran I expect one soon.

by masterboom May 2, 2017


lamb curry

A term referring to a Cancerian woman who cooks for a Libran man.

That guy looks like he has met a lamb curry.

by masterboom May 2, 2017


elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG February 5, 2016