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30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.
"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"
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a term used to describe a very short period of time.
In reference to the time counters in old school side-scrolling video games (Super Mario Bros, Ninja Gaiden, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) in which seconds counted down much faster than real seconds especially in the final minute. (often accompanied by faster, stressful music)
"Hang on guys, I'll be there in a NINTENDO MINUTE!"
"Tap the next keg. We drank that first one in like 3 Nintendo Minutes."
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The origin and definition of a "mad minute" is a description of the time it takes to reload a musket during combat in the 1700s and 1800s. The theory was to mass your firepower on an enemy you had to mass your soldiers. So formations would stand shoulder to shoulder and fire at each other from a range of fifty to several hundred yards with slow-loading and relatively inaccurate muskets.
The description is especially relevant to close combat because you are trying to reload your musket faster than the soldiers in the enemy formation who are directly in front of you as you are firing at each other. Its therefore a "mad minute" of reloading in between shots.
It was a mad minute whilst my ramrod drove the ball home inside my musket as my foe to the front did likewise.
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Doesn't always exist! Women If he only last a minute it's your fault. Coming from a woman that knows. Ask your self these questions!
1) What do you do to set the mood?
Men are always ready!
2) Do you call him out i.e. tell him he's a minute man?
Creates tensity!
3) Do you show him that it means an act of passion?
Very important for a healthy relationship.
4) Were you drunk, high, or both?
Inebriation causes P. E.
5) Do yo massage him lovingly first?
Very important:)
6) Do you help him squeeze method his member?
It works:)
7) Do you take the time to stop and switch up or rush him?
It works:)
8) Do you use protection protocol i.e. condom
Gurl don't get an s.t.d. if you don't know the man.
Lady's if the man still has a problem after you treat him to these list of woman priority's in a relationship and he still has a problem. Dude's just slack and needs to seek a professional.
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usually betwen 10 minutes and an hour .
Pedro " I will be over in a minute"
Jeff ( 30 mins later) " you still coming bro"
Pedro " yeah I'm on my way , was a latino minute...
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A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour
Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.
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An under-exaggeration of time caused by the moons slower orbit than Earth. A moon minute lasts longer than an Earth minute. Usually used when not wanting to get out of bed.
Taylaa: "Hey, go cook lunch"
Alex: "Yeah, i'll start in a moon minute"
*Alex rolls over and cuddles Taylaa until he can be bothered*
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