This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.
Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.
A big fucking Goliath who is commonly known as the local pedo. He usually sniffs farts and lives bog cock
Someone who fakes being dead for attention.
I know he can hear me, he’s just nolaning.
When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
The sexiest most chill person you know. He is very popular and gets a lot of babes. His life at home is sometimes tuff but when he's out he just acts like a normal person. All Nolans are great in bed and have massive cocks. Any girl would be lucky to date a Nolan.
Wow. Nolan Clayton your sooooooo hot!!!!!!!!!
Nolan severson is a term used for a future football prospect.
Tyreek hill was such a nolan severson in high school!