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'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."
The gripping devices found opposite the end of the arm that is connected to a shoulder
Grandma always said "wash your peter tongs before you eat"
Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !
Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.
Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."
(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)
Hilarious asian comedian making his way from youtube videos into the comedy scene!
That peter chao is a stupid assahole, but he is one funny mudafucka! He also likes to hit the mudabitches.
Chao outside... mudafucka!!
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A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)
i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.
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To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."
I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!
David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.
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1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.
2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.
Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.
(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.
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