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A smug, pathetic wannabe college football "expert" that works for ESPIN.
Dave: Why is Mark May such an Ohio State hater?
Matt: He's STILL mad that Ohio State crushed Pitt 72-0 back in '96.
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National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.
On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.
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On the special day a boy gets one use of this and whoever he sends it to HAS to do it.
Chad: hey Jessica it’s may 5th u know wat that mean
Jessica: wat does it mean?
Chad: whip out ur tittys
Jessica: ugh fine only because it’s this special day
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It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃
Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”
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Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31
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The day a hot ass lesbian girl was born, she’s most likely going to steal your bitch.
Oh shit she was born on May 20th, you better hold your bitch close.
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national shit in your sink day
“Yo what day is it?”
“May 20, why?”
“Gotta go shit in my sink, sorry.”
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