Billy Mays

A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.

Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.

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Mark May

A smug, pathetic wannabe college football "expert" that works for ESPIN.

Dave: Why is Mark May such an Ohio State hater?
Matt: He's STILL mad that Ohio State crushed Pitt 72-0 back in '96.

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May 22

National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.

On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.

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May 5th

Whip out ur titty day

On the special day a boy gets one use of this and whoever he sends it to HAS to do it.

Chad: hey Jessica it’s may 5th u know wat that mean

Jessica: wat does it mean?

Chad: whip out ur tittys

Jessica: ugh fine only because it’s this special day

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May 5

It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃

Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”

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May 31

national alone day

Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31

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May 20

The day a hot ass lesbian girl was born, she’s most likely going to steal your bitch.

Oh shit she was born on May 20th, you better hold your bitch close.

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