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When you're in a snowy region so you decide to pack your girl full of snow while she's on her period and eat out the red slush that comes out
Reagen: Golly Shane that alaskan slushy you have me last week really made my vag sore
Shane: yeah I hope you don't get pussy frostbite.
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When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend
Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet
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It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus
I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.
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When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum
I Alaskan firefighter my girlfriend last night
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alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez
Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored
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The act of tacking a shit on the chest of, or in the mouth of your partner after anal sex.
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She game me a dirty Alaskan after I fucked her in the ass
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the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo
hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel
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