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When you feel like crap, have a headache, and basically all other hangover "symptoms" without drinking
Paying the price of getting wasted, without drinking alcohol
Getting wasted, without getting wasted, and then having a hangover- because you partied that hard;
Girl: I have such a bad headache, and I feel totally dead. Partied hard last night.
Friend: drank a lot huh?
Girl: No...I'm having a non-alcoholic hangover..it's pretty ugly.
"I woke up this morning with a non-alcoholic hangover...and my mom thought I had drank last night. So I'm grounded. Guess I can't be the designated driver man"
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The state of being shit-faced.
"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."
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I’m sober now. Maybe I will stop getting angry.
I’m talking to the Jews of UD of course.
I’m off Alcohol. I had a Budweiser and Two Jack Daniels.
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June 21 get fucking hammered day
“Yo you trynna drink on June 21?”
“Why then?”
“It’s national alcohol day bruh! When you drink all the alcohol you can!!”
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A booty call who comes for alcohol, not sex.
Friend 1: Let's get drunk!
Friend 2: I'll text Eric. He'll bring tequila.
Friend 1: Is he coming?
Friend 2: Yeah, as soon as possible. He's an alcoholic booty call.
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This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER
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When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)
Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!
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