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When you feel like crap, have a headache, and basically all other hangover "symptoms" without drinking
Paying the price of getting wasted, without drinking alcohol
Getting wasted, without getting wasted, and then having a hangover- because you partied that hard;
Girl: I have such a bad headache, and I feel totally dead. Partied hard last night.
Friend: drank a lot huh?
Girl: No...I'm having a non-alcoholic hangover..it's pretty ugly.
"I woke up this morning with a non-alcoholic hangover...and my mom thought I had drank last night. So I'm grounded. Guess I can't be the designated driver man"
The state of being shit-faced.
"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."
I’m sober now. Maybe I will stop getting angry.
I’m talking to the Jews of UD of course.
I’m off Alcohol. I had a Budweiser and Two Jack Daniels.
A booty call who comes for alcohol, not sex.
Friend 1: Let's get drunk!
Friend 2: I'll text Eric. He'll bring tequila.
Friend 1: Is he coming?
Friend 2: Yeah, as soon as possible. He's an alcoholic booty call.
June 21 get fucking hammered day
“Yo you trynna drink on June 21?”
“Why then?”
“It’s national alcohol day bruh! When you drink all the alcohol you can!!”
This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER
When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)
Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!