Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets
Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.
When you can get your shit done and still have fun
Freakin adulting degenerate finished the marketing presentation in time to go to edc
Someone that can balance being responsible and being reckless.
I can’t believe Arielle’s an adulting degenerate. She’s so put together at work I didn’t expect to see her at that rave.
Adulting: When one becomes an adult only too realise they wasted their childhood wishing to become one. This often occurs when one comes to the reality of taxes, work and actual responsibility.
"oh man have you seen Jones?"
"yea bro I think adulting really took a hit on him"
The act of trying to pretend to seem to look like a responsible and sensible, mature person.
Hm, I'll be 38 tommorw. Oh damn, I've been adulting for almost two decades now.
When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married and buys a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic
Person A: "my younger cousin is ahead of me in every major life milestone"
Person B: "holy shit, that dude is adulting hard"