One who usually does not have friends in the real world. Because of this, they resort to thugging it up on the internet. If you saw them in real life, you'd probably laugh. Quite popular on MMORPG's.
Codie- NICE ABYSS SKULL ROFL
Codie- SIT SON SIT
Player1-Wow dude, stfu. You're annoying.
Codie- ROFL NOOB I OWN U
Player1- Get a life, ethug.
Codie- U FAIL SON
Player2- Why's there so many internet thugs?
Player1- I don't know, bro.
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When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.
Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.
I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!
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Addictive, time consuming web sites that have little or no benefit for abusers except to make them feel good.
MySpace, TagWorld and porn sites are examples of internet crack.
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Someone who exposes internet abusers, virus developers, hackers and posers. Has a wide variety of tricks at their disposal. Often internet cops are ex-hackers trying to go legit by exposing other hackers, etc.
I have to have three layers of hardware encrypted firewall between my LAN and WAN because of all my technically savy enemies. You see, I used to be internet cop.
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Microsoft's pre-installed, default internet browser for Windows. Has to be the worst browser on earth, because its only features are free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and awesome security holes.
The best part about Internet Explorer is that it forced companies, such as Mozilla and Opera, to make their own browsers, which completely and utterly blow Internet Explorer out of the water.
Download Opera/Mozilla plz.
"Internet Explorer installed spyware on my machine again :\."
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1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.
My friend just bought a new high power wi-fi card so he can connect to the neighbors wi-fi and is now an offical internet hobo.
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The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.
You: *posts*
Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG"
You: *switches off computer*
*tumbleweed*
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