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Mama Owl was a TikTok influencer who made videos about stories sent into her, most revolving around Childhood S/A Awareness, etc.
June of 2024, people started pointing out that it was weird she acted out a child's pants being pulled down and the teacher saying "its time to pay your penance", and "too bad you're trans, I cant get the full effect." A couple days later people screen recorded her on a live saying "Why would I find Jesus? Hes dead, hes decomposing." After a lot more controversy and drama, Mama Owl was banned. After getting banned and losing her job, people began to feel bad.
In the end it turned out she didn't get that story sent in to her, it was made up.
"Mommy, who's Mama Owl?"
*Sigh* "Its a long story bb"
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Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
The best show of all time; a show made by Dana Terrace which released in 2020. The Owl House is the best Disney show of all time, and is just great.
Person A: Hey, do you want to watch The Owl House with me tonight?
Person B: OF COURSE! THE OWL HOUSE (TOH) IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!
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E-mail received after typical work hours.
"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"
A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.
promising to do something for someone and then disappears until the next day.
Have you seen Jake?
No! He keep going Owl lon me.