BITCH, I LOVE YOU

When you hate and love someone at the same time.
You don't know how to explain your love and hate for them, so you use a little of both.
Shirlena and Tourettes Guy often exchange this love-hate relationship phrase.

Look up Best Of Tourettes Guy on youtube for more.

Tourettes Guy: ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND STARE AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
Shirlena: *throws cereal bowl at Tourettes guy*
Tourettes Guy: *picks it up* BITCH, I LOVE YOU.

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i love you bro

if someone say's to you "i love you bro" it means they love you like a brother.

person: i love you bro
other person: thanks bro, love you too

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i love you 3000

;spoilers;

an emotional, tear jerking line used by tony stark's daughter, morgan stark to tony. which was later used in tony's hologram.

marvel gotta stop making us cry tbh like woah

morgan : 'i love you 3000'

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Man fuck you, I see you at work

A usual response to the question "Wassup can a loc come up in your crib?"
Saying that you will see he who questions you at your place of work, on top of this we can imply that the two people conversing are from the same place of work

Lamar: "Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib"
Franklin: "Man fuck you, I see you at work"

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I wish you would

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.

Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.

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I Love You Man

Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.

Terry: Wayne. Wayne. Garth told me about the show, man. I love you man.
Wayne Campbell: Yea, and I love you too, Terry.
Terry: No no no, I mean it man. I LOVE you.
Wayne Campbell: No, I-I mean it. I love you.
Terry: No you don't, man. I love you.
Wayne Campbell: being hugged by Terry Garth. Hey, come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you.
Terry: I love you, man.
Garth Algar: Thank you.

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Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.

*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?

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