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A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.
I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.
apple juice + vodka = apple jodka
aka "apple juice with a kick"
person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!
Something tht is harder than hard-core.
That guy got shot and is still walking, he is Apple-core!
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The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.
dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'
dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'
dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'
dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'
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1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).
2. A diehard Beatles fan.
"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison
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The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.
Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!
Dude, everyone thought of this before.
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creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.
Dude I made the best carmel apple the other day, and Sally actually ate it!!!
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