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When someone has a flat ass and it looks like the back of a square shovel.
Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.
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What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.
Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!
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Much the same as Crop Dusting and a similar action to slight of hand. The art of Slight of Arse is perfected once the person can deliver without being detected whilst in almost any situation, the idea being to leave a stench whilst using evasive, distracting or sound deadening techniques.
This guy is a master of slight of arse!
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Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.
'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'
An incredable painful feeling in the anus as if acid has been poured in with a funnel, usually after over indulging in spicy foods in the previous 8 hours.
Person A : Ahh man, I have awful acid arse this morning
Person B : What did you eat last night?
Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.
Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.
A fart. (Usually a very unholy one.)
After a Big Mac, he exorcised an Arse Ghost.
A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.
I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.