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one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.
John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because
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Grand Theft Auto IV (also known as GTA IV or GTA 4) is the upcoming eleventh installment, and first in the fourth generation, of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, announced for release by Rockstar Games in 2007 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.1 The game is set in a redesigned Liberty City in the year 2007.
"Niko Bellic is Eastern European and in his mid-thirties. He has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures."
Release Dates:
NA October 16, 2007
EU October 19, 2007
AU October 23, 2007
Is this really need for Grand Theft Auto IV? 99.7% of people who own a PS2/Xbox have at least 1 Grand Theft Auto game.
Jimmy: You goin' buy that new GTA game?
Clementine: What you think? I ain't never dun missed a GTA game.
Jimmy: But you ain't got a PS3/Xbox 360!
Clementine: Well, i'll just have to buy one of those too. Fool.
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To inside mou me thn fake tales
Otan sou lew Autos me ta aeroplana tha katalabaineis poion lew
An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.
The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.
Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.
When all the available missions in GTA are tough ones so you're basically stuck.
Guy1: Fuck! I'm playing Vice City on my PC, and I'm in a fucking Grand Trap Auto!
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
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A retail environment consisting of dirty, Hispanic, underachieving "part specialists" with no car knowledge.
"We should get a new air filter"
"Carlos at OReilly Auto Parts will be able to help us out"
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An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.
Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!
Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)
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