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When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards
Well, there goes your backwards umbrella
Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.
Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired
Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards
The definition of certain woman, and a certain woman in particular.
{Man 1}: Did you fuck that bitch you know I love who will stay with you to piss me off?
{Man 2}: I did I dominated the fuck out of her, and she loved it.
{Man 1}: Well if I am your bitch matey, I will tell you this I am a backwards one, keep that in mind and make your choices accordingly.
{Man 2}: Fuck you you insane controlling individual.
{Man 1}: Guess that makes me a backwards bitch then.
When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock
She looks hot with that backwards peacock.
A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.
"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"
When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.