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when your driving in traffic and want to switch lanes because the person in front of you is stopped, and the person behind you gets in the open lane before you cutting you off - but backwards!!!!
What the fuck is this guy taking so long to turn for. Hurry up! get in the open lane...Oh FUCK nevermind...this guy behind us is a backwards cutteroffer!!!
When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.
To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.
"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"
Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.
"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"
A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything
Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn
send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone
me: say handcuffs backwards
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA