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A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?
Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
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A school full of pretentious shitheads who's only personality trait is that one time in middle school they did two hits of weed, so now they think they all hard n shit.
Yeah I went to South Miami Senior High, spent sophomore year a pothead
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Now that some of the more objective facts are out of the way, here is my personal social commentary on the school/city in general. The culture of the high school is interesting to say the least. Downtown Millville (3rd Street area) is pretty much like Detroit or Camden, and the outskirts of the city (Maurice River / Laurel Lake area) could pretty much be Alabama or the Deep South. It wouldn't be an unlikely occurrence to see a cigarette chain-smoking, Confederate flag-toting, pick-up truck driving redneck pull up next to a Glock 9 packing, drug-slinging, Meek Mill wannabe rapping gang member. While these are the two extreme ends of the spectrum, the majority of the population consists of your typical Under Armour hoodie-wearing, video-game playing, middle-class white suburban Philadelphia sports aficionados (Go Birds).
The school does boast promising sports potential - most famously, 2-time American MVP League and possible MLB GOAT contender Mike Trout. The football team is a force to be reckoned with, and it would be even better if St. Augustine Prep didn't poach half of Millville's talent every year. Same thing goes for the basketball team. Hopefully the well-run sports program will continue to execute on its promising talent pool. Notable alumni include Ed Shockley (2014, Dallas Cowboys), Buddy Kennedy (2017, Arizona Diamondbacks), and Ryquell Armstead (2015, Jacksonville Jaguars).
Millville Senior High School (2)
I strongly disagree with the decision for high school athletes to pick their college based on if they can play a D-III or D-II sport at the college they choose to attend. I think there is too much of a focus on committing to schools based on sports, and while this isn't always pursued in vain, I think there needs to be a higher emphasis placed on attending a college that most closely aligns with possible career ambitions. The reality is that it is highly unlikely to go pro from a D-III or D-II school (even D-I for that matter), and while it is unlikely that most high-schoolers will know what they want to do with the rest of their life, it is better to pursue a college based on how strong it is in certain areas (business, engineering) and how economically feasible it is to attend (Rowan, Rutgers, CCC).
The outlook of Millville has the potential to be bright. The New Jersey Schools Development Authority (SDA) has recently commenced a $114.5 million expansion of the school. The new infrastructure will help the school accommodate around 2,000 students and will include new science labs, music rooms, cafeterias, and gyms. Expected to be completed by 2022, this gives Millville a promising glimmer of hope to become a greater New Jersey school similar to its North Jersey counterparts. This, coupled with a stronger focus and resource allocation towards AP classes and SAT test prep could drastically improve the school's trajectory towards greatness. Hopefully that day comes soon.
Millville Senior High School (3)
RIP Maurice Lewis - 2018
savageass school, kids have sex in the bathrooms, teachers have sex with students, fights everyday
overall a KICKASS school
Bob:hey dude i'm transferring to South Dade Senior High School
Steve:Enjoy the savage life!
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A large public school in a small town in the middle of nowhere where people think it's cool to wear camo to both school and prom, not just in the woods. Words and phrases like "red up" and "it's all" are typical of these PA Bible Belt students, who most would consider sheltered hicks. There are countless cliques typical of any school, and the popular crowd goes to Shippensburg University on the weekends for parties. Almost entirely Christian, partying is kept secret and students might as well wear a letter A on their clothes if they have sex with their boyfriend or girlfriend. Most students drive trucks and American Eagle is considered preppy. The football team sucks and the school district wasted their money on a new turf field and pretty architecture instead of new books and smart teachers. But that's okay, most of the students are pretty dumb anyway and end up staying there their whole lives. Most students are at least third generation CASHS students. Students spend their free time playing a sport, smoking, or lying to their parents to keep up their Christian persona. Fyi: There's nothing to do.
Students from Chambersburg Area Senior High School
Student 1: Oh my GOSH, did you hear about Brittany and Matt?
Student 2: Oooh, tell me!
Student 1: They got caught having sex this weekend at Shippensburg University and their parents are making them go to youth group now!
Student 2: Good, maybe God will forgive them.
Student 1: Yeah . . . wanna go muddin' this weekend?
Student 2: Only if we go shopping at American Eagle first.
Student 1: Amen.
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Palmetto is the school that all the kids who only got into their home school go to. There are kids from all around Miami driving to Palmetto because no one wants to go to Killian. There are also a lot of ex private school kids because they have given up on their studies. The school unfortunately does not have bathrooms, but Juul rooms. The upstairs halls smell bad. Lunch is not terrible. They sell bagels and candy and sometimes sell Papa Johns pizza after school. Clubs and sports is the way to go at this school to be involved. (You'll make tons of friends and go on field trips)
" Someone stole my air pods at school"
" Oh you go to Miami Palmetto Senior High School?"