Random
Source Code
Random
A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.
Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.
2👍 1👎
Shelly: Damn, the Tyler guy is the best Spyder in the whole plant!
Mike: I beg to differ!
The person you can only get mad at for a short time because you have important stuff to tell them
Ooo,I need to tell my best friend this juicy stuff!
A best friend is a person you can tell anything to, a person who won't judge you. They typically will be the funniest person you have ever met. Best friends love spending time together. Most people will never find a best friend, but if you do never let them go. Friends are nothing compared to your best friend.
Maria: "Woah look there goes Ashlyn and Brylee. Why are they always hanging out together?"
MaKayla: "Oh its cause they are best friends, I wish I had a best friend."
When they have no one but the person who was by them all this time
"Your my best friend" 20 years later. "Your a slut"
The most amazing person you will ever meet they will make you happy when you are sad and they are always there for you when you need them but most of all they are like ur brother and/or sister
I love my best friend she is like the sister I never had
That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth
Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend